The Mad Gold Rush

I was having a dream today, yes it was a day dream, sitting in office. BTW, office is not a good place to even think about dream , that too when you head a thankless support function.  Fortunately, during the lunch time, I dreamt and thought lets put it across to the PM...

Dear PM ji, 

For last few months,a lot of politicians are talking about the dwindling economy of country. They now even consider us poorer than Africa because after looting for 65 years, there is hardly anything left now. It is very unfortunate that the country is through such phase in spite of having such a erudite and follower PM. However, I have a solution which came in my dream. I saw, some people in white clothes revealing to me that there is plenty of Gold underneath the well of the Parliament House. Those in white clothes had hidden it there during the Anna Andolan as they found it the safest place where even Baba cannot find.This all accrued from 2G, Coal, Commonwealth etc and enough to wipe out the poverty of this country. I hope by digging the house, the plight and sanctity of the country would be restored.

I am not sure how are you going to react to my dream but sure that you would be amused on how this information got leaked. Never-the less, we are from a country where ASI and GSI believes in the fantasy of sadhus. So, my dream should not be bizarre. If one Chief minister can send his envoy to track the Gold share then why not you.However, be careful in spreading the news, otherwise, Delhi state may also join in the hunt and send her policeman to get share for her. After all, there is no other way of growth and revenue generation left now and unearthing Gold based on my prediction is the only possible path for recovery. Also, my dream rational is correct and you don't have to find any Gadar history of 200 years to decipher this. It is from just few years of your rule. I am also fancying my chances of becoming deputy chairman of planning commission after this revelation because the position of finance minister would definitely be handed over to Sarkar as his dream is a little bigger. Let me warn you also, If Ididnt get the share, perhaps all the money will vanish after digging, so you must first decide on the ratio.Hope you will heed to my demands.

Before closing this letter, I have a piece of suggestion for you. Please don't  undermine Taliban and Babas. The country seriously needs more "madrasa" with "Asaram" as it's dean and "Nirmal Baba" as principal.

If you want to build future children, the irrational science education should be banned and these rational dreaming should be inculcated. The whole world is watching us from close doors and waiting to follow us. After all, Mark Twain had once said "India is the cradle of human race", so we should be leading light for all.

With Kind regards,

PK

( the above is not intended to hurt any religious sentiment, it is just my perspective on the mad gold rush and irrational thinking pattern without any scientific evidence)